Iv got a bleeder

Oh i saw the most amazing laceration last night. It was 6" right over the knee cap and the leg it was on was extreamly odeamotus so it burst like a sausage. It gaped wide open and kept pushing out blood, when you thought it stopped bleeding you put a crepe bandage on the blood pushed thru the tiny holes in the bandage and kept beading down the leg. It was a cracker and really help by me going "Oh thats a sair yin". Right iv glossed my hair and need to sleep and my doors are away to "Dip and Strip" NIght night.